bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

bihalla:

chris evans - for flaunt magazine

flaunt it evans… flaunt it….

The beach as it was this morning :D

The beach as it was this morning :D

Sittin’ at YYZ, still 45 minutes until boarding. So bored.

Well, good folks of Tumblr, I will now be gone for a week to the Dominican.  If there is free wifi, I may update or upload pics, but if there is not free wifi, LATERS GUYZ! <3

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

verysharpteeth:

batsonthebrain:

verysharpteeth:

His clothes say “I’ve been drug to church by my family”. His body language says “I’m going to screw you against a barn wall”.

That’s kind of how he reads anyway sometimes. It’s that or ‘I’m an adorable hipster puppy but a rough fuck in a dingy alley isn’t beyond me at all.”

As one of my best friends says, “he looks like he knows what I look like in my underwear”